Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Day 3: Bayreuth

Finally had a non-sausage dinner last night. I got a schweineschnitzel at a popular restuarant on the Maximillianstrasse. Decent, but I would have preferred sausage.

I am currently sitting at the Goldener Lowe, a restaurant recommended to me by a local Jugen Freunde as the best in town. Michelin also seems to have granted it a bib gourmand. 

The menu unfortunately is entirely German, which is a little difficult. I ordered the schweinehaxenfleich, which may or may not be a pork shoulder. I figured, when in doubt, order anything with schweine and fleich. 

Itinerary today will take me to the Maisel Brewery, the old baroque opera house and the resting place of Meister Wagner (and to a lesser extent, Meister Lizst). 

iPad at 13%, iPhone at 8%. It's Monday, so I will hopefully be able to purchase a charger. Hopefully for less than $40 euros. 

A salad has been brought to my table. I will assume this merely comes with my pork shoulder, and is not in fact what I thought was pork shoulder. 

And here it is. Gloriously crispy pig skin on top of tender pork flesh, grilled chanterelles and a huge mound of fried stuffing, all sitting in a pool of gravy. This is exactly what I was hoping schweinhaxenfleisch would turn out to me. 


Day 2: Nuremberg (afternoon snack)

Enjoying a cold Radler after exploring the Kaiserberg (Nuremberg Castle). Nice, classic castle overlooking the city with a really great armaments collection. Great armor, swords, polearms, pikes, halberds, muskets, mortars and such. Nice views of the city. Really liking Nuremberg.

The Radler is refreshing, but not as tart as I like it. iPad down to 37%. 




Day 2: Nuremberg (lunch)

Nuremberg is delightfully German. It's an old, walled city with cobblestone streets, gothic cathedrals, and triangular thatched or mansard roofs. Lots of old gothic stonework. 

I was able to find an open pharmacy in the Nuremberg train station. I am now in possession of contact lens solutions, toothpaste (sensodyne pronamel!) and a toothbrush. Still urgently needed is an iphone/ipad charger. 

Lunch is nurnberger bratwurst, a soft pretzel (from the bread basket), potato salad, and the local dunkel. At some point I am going to need to eat something other than sausage. Or at least maybe try weissewurst. Waitresses are dressed in lederhosen, or whatever the female equivalent is. 

Just ordered an apple strudel and coffee. The coffee in this country is pretty shitty. But can't argue with the strudel. 

There is load karaoke being played somewhere in the distance. A version of "Don't Stop (Thinking About Tomorrow)" just ended, but now someone is performing "Eye of the Tiger." [Update: Turns out it wasn't karaoke at all, just a really shitty band playing live.]








Day 2: Bayreuth, morning

I washed my clothes overnight in the sink. They are still a little damp at the time of writing, but the sun should take care of them shortly. 

Onward to Nuremberg today, home of beautiful architecture, famous bratwurst, shitty laws and eponymous trials. 

Bavarian women are lovely. I've never especially had a thing for blondes, but something about the natural color and the awkward, german accents beats the over-tanned American blondes with their excess makeup and grating, valley patois.

Currently at 55% battery on my iPad, and just 22% on my iPhone. I have been using both sparingly since I have no chargers. It seems all the stores are closed until Monday in Bavaria, which means contact lense solution, toothpaste and phone chargers will not be available for at least another 24 hours. Haven't heard anything from the airline about my bag either. 

Day 1: Bayreuth

Time for bed shortly. I haven't slept in 36 hours and am exhausted.

Lunch was a pair of Bayreuther Bratwurst. Very nice. Two long, thin sausages in a kaiser (heh) roll. Sort of a breakfast sausage flavor, but nicely crisped casing and pleasantly juicy interior. I'll have to remind myself German food includes more than just sausage.

Shortly after eating I made my way to the Festspeilhaus. Beautiful, if surprisingly spare structure set in a tastefully lanscaped park on a hill on the periphery of town. The Haus is enormous by the standards of anything but the Met, so it will feel quite intimate by my standards. The Haus also has a distinctive "hidden orchestra" design, so the seats extend nearly to the lip of the stage. 



Aside: This is a good time for a little background on the festival for the philistines among you, and how I came to be a participant. Wagner wrote his masterpiece, the four-opera "cycle" Der Ring des Nibelungen, over about twent years, racking up debts (and sometimes fleeing his lenders) until he met his benefactor, Ludwig II of Bavaria. Wagner, as a genius egomaniac, had the idea that an unprecedentedly massive opera house must be built, solely for the performance of these works. Ludwig, thankfully, complied, enabling the completion of the tetralogy. Thus, the first full performance of the Ring Cycle occurred on the ver stage in 1876, and with some interruptions, has been annual affair since the late 19th century. 

Currently, tickets are extremely hard to come by, with many waiting 10 years on a lottery system before having their chance. Many others pay inordinate sums of money to join a Wagner society or the Gesellschaft der Freunde Von Bayreuth. Luckily, I learned of the Jugen Fruende (not to be confused with Juden Freunde), which has a membership fee of a mere €100 and a chance of tickets to a full dress rehearsal (indistinguishable from a regular performance) at no additional charge. 

My assumption as that this would take at least a year to bare fruit. To my surprise, tickets were offered for Die Walkure and Siegfried, the second and third installments of the tetralogy, with the potential to receive both, pending demand. Wagner wrote many operas that are performed at Bayreuth, many of them brilliant, but I was exceedingly lucky that Die Walkure, my favorite, was offered my first year trying.  

Wagner, against his will, was forced by Ludwig II to stage previews of Das Rheingold and Die Walkure in Munich before the full Cycle had been completed. Therefore, it cannot be said that Die Walkure debuted on that specific stage, though Siegried did. Die Walkure (as well as Tristan und Isolde and Das Rheingold) debuted at the Bayern Staatsoper in Munich, where I will visit for a performance of Mozart's Le Nozze do Figaro in a few days. 

I picked up my ticket at the Gesselschaft office. Looks like my only outfit, polo shirt, sneakers and khakis, will be fine, as people are dressed in everything from shorts and sandals to tuxes. I probably fall somewhere in the middle. 

My seat is lousy. The vast majority of seats are in an auditorium layout, so it's hard to get a La Scala-esque partial view seat. Somehow mine is the exception, as I am in a gallerie seat in the back, right behind a support pillar. Luckly the seat next to mine was vacant and I was able to take the free upgrade to an unobstructed view. Dodged a bullet. 

The lights dimmed and the orchestra began with the very familiar storm vorspiel. It was immediately clear that the acoustics were as good as advertised, with a vivid sound and pristine legato notes. The orchestra was also playing very well; a somewhat fast tempo and masterly playing, with the storm waxing and waning rhythmically in a way I admit it does not under Maestro Levine's baton.

The production is, as expected, dumb. I understand the temptation for producers to add their own stamp and vision, but why convoluted, sophomoric political allegories still find their way to the stage is beyond me. It's one thing if the production is too challenging and provocative for a conservative audience, but this kind of stuff just seems likely something a college freshmen threw together, lazily, hours before the due date. This production makes a theme of the oil industry, and Die Walkure, the second installment, is set in something inspired by Baku, Azerbaijan during its oil boom. Events unfold largely as they're supposed to, but the production insists on including a stupid touch in each act, for example, a gaggle of red protestors being gassed during the Ride of the Valkyries. Worse, the production seems to fail to understand the merits of the actual, as written, opera, and has a tendency to push distractions during some of the most tender, emotionally engaging moments. 

Luckily, it doesn't matter. The orchestra, singers and acoustics are all great, and when Wagner is played well, nothing can ruin it. This is the greatest music ever written (I say this without hyperbole). There could be a circus act on stage, but when Wotan and Brunnhilde have their final scene, the music is almost paralyzingly beautiful. When the curtain falls, the listener sits, speechlessly, and then slowly makes their way outside, overcome by the power of the music and nearly stupefied. It's that good.

 Afterwards I made my way over to Restaurant Lamondi, a mediocre pan-asian restaurant where the Jugen Freunde are meeting for food and drinks. As far as I can tell, virtually all of the other Freunde are German. We engaged in slightly strained conversation over a few massive weisse dunkels, and then called it a night. 

Outbound: Train to Bayreuth (via Nuremberg)

So I went to the baggage claim, and huge surprise, no bag. I located the spectacularly attractive young woman at the baggage information counter. She, with her plump, Aryan bosom, informed me that it may be upwards of several days until I am reunited with all of my belongings. It's a damn good thing she was attractive, otherwise I might have been pretty upset. In the interim, it's just me, one pair of clothing (which I have been wearing for almost 24 hours), an iphone, an ipad, a passport, and several credit cards. I am not going to make a favorable impression with the Jugen Freunde. 

My train was on time, naturally. 

I am currently sitting in a cozy first class seat on the way to Bayreuth, by way of Nuremberg. I really enjoy rail, and vastly prefer overland travel to internal flights. It's the only way to get a sense of the country between the big cities and attractions. Right now crossing the Main river in an industrial zone called Mainhofen, with a huge nuclear power plant on the horizon. 

German towns are a study in last names. Already passed by Offenbach, Steinam, Steinbach and Rumpenheim (heh). 

Outbound: On the plane to Frankfurt (second leg)

Made it to the Air France flight, with little time to spare. It only occurred to me shortly before landing that, in the haste to get me on the original flight, I was never printed a boarding pass for the second leg. Naturally I was made to go through a security checkpoint after leaving the plane, prior to reaching an Air France desk. You would think this is a relatively common problem, but I had to negotiate several conversations with impatient, confused French security people who both refused to let me through security and refused to let me go through any of the other doors to get a boarding pass. For a moment I seemed to be in a shitty Tom Hanks movie. Finally somebody let me through security, and I promptly acquired by boarding pass, took a shuttle and reached the plane moments before the doors were closed.


Outbound: On the plane to Paris (first leg)

am sitting on my Boeing 767 on the JFK tarmac. I almost didn't make it. 

I left the office at 2pm, which seemed like a reasonable amount of leeway for a 5:15pm flight. Unfortunately, my E train sat in the tunnel approaching the 65th street station for about an hour. We got frequent updates about an "injured customer" on the local track, and that, evidently, the police and fire departments had asked the MTA to shut down power to both the local and express tracks. Every five minutes we would receive updates with exactly the same information. After an exceedingly long and frustrating period, we were informed the power had been restored. 

Aside: Sounds like a jumper right? If they shut down the power to two tracks, then the 
"customer" would have to have been on the actual tracks. So it was probably more of a cleanup job than anything. Hard to imagine why anybody would ever choose that as their method of departure. Not only would the end require precise timing and have a high risk of serious injury without death, but it's just kinda gross. I would hate to spend my last moments lying in whatever nastiness is on the subway track. 

I hustled to the airport, arrived at approximately 4:20pm, found a check in terminal and entered my info. The terminal informed me that the check in period "was closed" and that I should find customer assistance. Customer assistance informed me that I was too late and would have to find another flight. I voiced my frustration, was told there was nothing that could be done, and then promptly, 30 seconds later, was told that they'd let me through. I made a beeline to security, hustled to my gate and made it with time to spare. 

A flight attendant, for the first time ever, asked me to put my bag in one of those incredibly tiny bag sizers, which naturally was absurdly small. They insisted I check it, which is annoying. I'd say there's a 50% chance it makes it to Frankfurt successfully. 

My flight is one of those hodgepodge code shares. All the pre-flight e-mails came from British Airways, which is handling both legs of my return trip. The initial flight to Europe starts with a Finnair operated by American Airlines flight to Paris, and then an Air France flight to Frankfurt.

Oh great, I am on one of those international flights that lacks the screens on the back of each seat. Can't wait to see the movies they play. 

Aside: I just finished watching Winter's Tale, which greatly exceeded my expectations in awfulness. Lots of unsupported commentary about miracles and how "we are all connected" and such. This movie has Colin Farrell rescued by a magic white horse, 8 MINUTES INTO THE FILM! Honestly one of the most over-the-top schmaltzy train wrecks I've ever seen. Highly recommended in the right company. 

Outbound

Trip is beginning shortly. Since I am traveling alone I expect to have some downtime, particularly in the evenings, and may or may not end up passing it by recording my impressions. I'll send this around via some blog platform tbd so as not clog inboxes or demean myself through facebook updates.

My flight is at 5:15 out of JFK. I am leaving from the office, skipping out on a fascinating, full day meeting about data migration and database workflows. Hopefully I can get the notes.

I have some concerns about a very tight travel timetable, particularly regarding a Paris changeover. If all goes according to plan, I will arrive in Bayreuth at approximately 2pm CEST, which will allow a few hours to check in to my hotel, change into a suit and pick up my tickets at the Festspielhaus. A delay, however, would put the first performance in jeopardy. Given that it's Die Walkure, the greatest piece of music ever written, this would be extremely disappointing. 

Weather in Paris shows some possibility for thunderstorms. Similarly, my flight into Paris has a very poor on-time rating. My layover is only 50 minutes, and De Gaulle is a sprawling airport. We shall see.

My agenda is as follows, with some room for improvisation. I am flying into Frankfurt Flughaven, then immediately taking the train from the airport to Bayreuth in Bavaria, with a change of train in Nuremberg. Bayreuth will be my base for the first several days, with performances of Die Walkure on the 19th and Siegried on the 21st. I plan to use the 20th for a day trip to Nuremberg. On the 22nd it's onward to Munich where I will spend a few days enjoying big, foamy beers and sausage. I have already booked a ticket for Le Nozze Di Figaro at the Bayern Staatsoper and a day trip to Schloss Neuschwanstein. After Munich I intend to take the train to Mainz (home of the other Gutenberg, after Steve) and will head up the Rhine River through Riesling and castle country. Upon reaching Koblenz up river, I will probably either continue north up to Cologne, or head west to the Mosel for the world's best Riesling terroir. Whichever course I take will conclude with a train to Franfurt, either briefly yo the city or straight to the flughaven, denuding on the timing. I'll arrive late Tuesday night and return to work on Wednesday the 30th. 

Aside on anti-semitism and the holocaust: Many of the places on this trip will be forever associated with the Third Reich and holocaust. Bayreuth was home to Wagner, the anti-Semite, Nuremberg saw Nazi parades and revocation of Jewish citizenship (Nuremberg Laws), Munich saw the Dachau camp and, no fault of the Germans, the '72 Olymipc murders. 

For this reason, this trip can be an opportunity to relax and enjoy the things I love, or it can be a sober reflection on past crimes and evil. Honestly, which would you prefer for your next vacation?  Hitler killed 6 million Jews... why should I let him ruin my vacation too? 

Day 3: Bayreuth

A few frustrations today, not the least of which is the continued absence of my luggage.

I swung by Maisel's brewery, but seems tours aren't until 2pm. That's cutting it a little close to Siegfried, if I want to see Wahnfried, Wagner's house and resting place, and currently a Wagner museum. . 

Unfortunately (as I knew ahead of time) Wahnfried is being renovated and is closed. So I was able to see the exterior and the Meister's grave (also his wife and dog), but not the interior or the museum. 

(Wagner would not be happy with whoever is in his parking spot)

Resting place of Richard and Cosima. 

Resting place of Wagner's dog, Russ. (No, I am not joking, Wagner loved dogs). 

I also swung by the Markgrafliches opera house, the largest in Germany until the Festspielhaus house was completed, and one of the most ornate in Europe. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, this was also closed to renovations until 2017 and I was not able to see it. Here's what I missed:



Finally Siegfried was musically impeccable, but its staging was quite a bit more frustrating than Die Walkure. I had previously said the producer seemed to have no idea what made the works great. Now I think maybe he does, and is actively trying to fuck with the audience. The production seemed to consistently introduce random, inexplicable, and intrusive elements at the moments of greatest emotional tension. When Siegfried and Brunnhilde are falling in love, the stage dims to highlight a chalk outline of Marx, Lenin, Stalin and Mao (there is no possible socialist interpretation of this scene). At the climax of the Siegfried/Brunnhilde duet, the emotional high point of the opera, there are inexplicably multiple robotic alligators on stage, one of which eats the Woodbridge, an offstage role than the virginal Siegfried inexplicably copulates with in the previous act. It seemed like a big, and intentional "fuck you" to opera fans.